Favorite Quotes

[Mei Corby]

I noticed that there wasn't a favorite quotes thread anywhere else (I think), so I decided to rectify that--anyone who has played a game as well-written as Ace Attorney surely must have at least one favorite line. (Okay, so I have a whole Word document full of them. Yes, I know I'm weird.)
Anyway, here are a few of my very favorites:

Phoenix: (Did the Judge take smart pills during the break?)

Ini Miney: So a murder is, like, when a person, like, kills another person, right?

Edgeworth: I believe the proper term here is "You fail."

Edgeworth: OBJECTION! That was... objectionable!

Phoenix: (You fail to grasp the concept of "shooting people is bad," Detective.)

Edgeworth: (Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?)

Apollo: Valant Gramarye! (...using the door like an average Muggle, no less!)

And this gem from Franziska:
Franziska: A fool's fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool's fool.

[Officer 1BDI]

Two from AJ immediately come to mind. This bit from 4-3:

???: ...I knew you had what it took.
Trucy: Ah... Daddy!
Apollo: Mr. Wright! You... believed in me?
Phoenix: Not really.
Apollo: Huh?
Phoenix: I just thought that'd make a cooler entrance than, say, "hiya"!
Apollo: ...Why do I even bother hoping?

and then this exchange from the flashback:

Phoenix: (Poor girl. I didn’t know her mommy had gone missing. And now her daddy’s vanished, too, right before her eyes.)
Trucy: Hey, Daddy? You won’t…
Phoenix: Don’t worry. I won’t vanish, I promise.
Trucy: Right! You can’t even do magic! You’re like a backup plan! Daddy always said to have a backup plan.
Phoenix: (I guess all I rate as is a “backup plan”.)

From D: to "Awww!" to XD in seconds.

[Astral]

Feenie: My little Dolly doesn't poo!

[Kaji]

(Okay, so I have a whole Word document full of them. Yes, I know I'm weird.)

Don't worry, I do too ='D (Originally it was a notebook called the QuoteBook with lines from all sorts of games/shows/etc. but I got tired of writing.)
Here's some of mine:


Payne: By the way, I have never ONCE considered leaving MY wife!
Judge: No one cares, Mr. Payne.

Atmey: My opponent was both powerful and vicious. You might say he was… “powericious.”

Edgeworth: (I probably shouldn’t say that out loud, though. Thank god for inner monologue.)

Judge’s Brother: I’m not sure about being not sure if I care for this at all!

Edgeworth: Are!
Franziska: You!
Judge: High! The girl… she’s really high up in this picture!

Kristoph: Ah, yes… What was your name again? Apollo Justice?
Apollo: …Your point?
Kristoph: I was thinking you should have it changed to “Forgery.” …It suits you far, far better.
Trucy: Forgery Justice…? That’s not so bad!
Apollo: (In other words… wrong evidence.)
Judge: Most unfortunate. Might I suggest changing it to “Penalty Justice?”
Klavier: Way to go, Herr Pen!

And of course:
Maya: SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

[Johnny]

Pearl: I know who you are.
You're... you're Mystic Maya's, "special someone!"...
Phoenix: WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?
And after that:
Pearl: "That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes.. It must be true love..."

Pretty much that whole part is one of my favorites.
Godot: "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than hell itself. That is coffee."
There's several others but i can't think of them right now.

[EsabelleRyngin]

Zak Gramarye: You can show me pictures of strange boys all you like.

[SummerEliza]

I wrote down my favorites when I was playing through the games. JFA just made me laugh a whole lot.

Edgeworth: I object! That was… objectionable!

Maya: We're on this case too, pal!
Gumshoe: Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!

Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping to think of a question while slamming my desk. I didn't.

[artgirl8]

I can make a list of mine (which are Miles).

AA:

Case 3:
(hits the desk) Yeah! Mr. Wright! Oops..!

JFA:

Case 4:
I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?

T&T:

Case 5:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

AAI:

Case 1:
That's enough, Detective. You need not remind me further. *shudder*

Case 2:
(How has this woman not been fired yet?)
(This definitely looks like a job for Franziska.)
(Right... When pigs fly and I own my own private jet...)
Detective Gumshoe! Am I going to have to charge you with invasion of privacy?!
(Why ask me to wake her when you can finally put that whip to an appropiate use?)
A poor detective being on the receiving end of a lash in your stead.

Case 3:
(Today has gone beyond from the typical "not my day" into the realm of "walking nightmare"!)

Case 4:
Kids... can sometimes be so cruel...
(.......What is wrong with these two women!? Why does my pain give them delight?)
Nnghoooooooh! (I guess short people have feelings too!)
(With your height, you'd need a step-ladder or four to accomplish that)
Nnnnghooooooh! My cravat! Don't blow your nose on that!

Case 5:
Wait, hold on. Laaaaaaryyyy! It was you!? YOU'RE the one who wrote my Steel Samurai autograph!?
H-How could this happen two day in a roooooooooooow!?
O-Of course not, Detective!
Ack! Hey! Detective Gumshoe! S-Stop that! I can't be seen doing... that!